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I grin and chuckle evilly merely upon seeing it.
Must definitely write something to go with this. Hmm... what kind of Sue is it- er, she? And from what continuum?
Lord of the Rings. Modern girl in Middle-Earth. Stunningly gorgeous young model, supposedly still pure and innocent, despite just coming off snotty and a tad skanky. Note the implausible frilly but revealing dress- that thing somehow survives her adventures without ever getting dirty. Her nails do not break or get chipped polish, either.
In Middle-Earth, she acquires Speshul Magick Powars. From Galadriel. Who says Sue is sekritly an elf turned human to hide her from Sauron, who wanted her dead from birth for her prophesied ability to harm him.
Cries jewel tears. Can turn into a unicorn. Can talk to animals. Beautiful singing voice- it is worth noting that it turns out she even screams musically. Falls in Twu Luv with Boromir, Aragorn and Legolas at the same time. Nails all three and still gets called pure and innocent, because it's soooo not her fault that she can't decide and loves them all.
...I am having far too much fun with this.
(You know, such things actually remind me of how a certain Cardassian came to be... was mentioning the idea to another Boarder friend in an e-mail, and all of a sudden this entire character profile comes pouring out onto the keyboard from absolutely nowhere. Funny, that.)
This is so delightfully hideous... *cackles* Am going to have fun with this, yes.